Alright, want to hear a funny story? I will use other names in place of the real names, just because i'm nice like that.
So let's say there's this boy, who we'll call Charlie. Charlie has been dating Jenny for 4 years. Long time right? (Been there, done that.) Jenny decides that even though Charlie pays her cellphone bill and does EVERYTHING for her, she wants to go out and fuck other guys and party all the time. Now sad and slutty as that is, there is this one other boy in particular that she wants to have sex with. Jenny breaks up with Charlie and basically throws his heart down the stairs. But not before she cheated on poor Charlie with some new prick. Now Jenny begins humping this new boy and this new boy treats her like SHIT. Surprise! She still likes him a lot and doesn't know whether to keep seeing this asshole or keep her heart-broken ex boyfriend on a tight leash for future plans, just in case things don't go her way.
Now on the other hand, Sarah, broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years about the same time as Jenny and Charlie because her boyfriend was treating her like shit even though she did everything for him and was freaking awesome. Jenny's best friend, Nelly, went to school with Sarah and their friend Christina. This boy was having a party and invited Christina and Nelly, and Christina invites Sarah. Charlie was invited to that party by Nelly. Charlie and Sarah look at each other and immediately want to know about the other one. Over the course of a couple hours, the two started talking and decided they liked each other. Sarah actually ended up spending the night next to Charlie. Awe, cute. Charlie and Sarah texted about 300 messages over the course of a week. Now there was something different about this boy, Charlie. Charlie was moving close to Sarah with his friend Ryan. Charlie talked about going out with Sarah and even mentioned her moving in eventually since they needed a third room mate anyway.
Now here's the funny part. Jenny is a whore, who lost track of how many guys she's had sex with in the past 2 months since she broke up with Charlie. She finds guys at the bar and hooks up with them, like it means shes beautiful and amazing to get half-drunk guys to have sex with her. Wow, good for you Jenny! (hahaha Sarcasm, trust me.) Sarah texts Charlie and asks him how his christmas shopping is going. Here is how the text messages go:
Sarah: hey hows the christmas shopping going?
Supposedly Charlie: who's this?
Sarah: who are you?
Jenny!: charlies ex
Sarah: seriously?
Jenny: yeah seriously! who are you?
Sarah: sarah
Jenny: um okay, how did you meet charlie
Sarah:ask him
Jenny: i asked you
Sarah: i know you did and i told you to ask him. isnt he with you at the moment?
Jenny: yeah aparantly through my supposedly bf nelly
Sarah:yeah i love nelly
Jenny:thought i did. why did she introduce you to him? you like him?
Sarah: yeah whats not to like?
Jenny: do me a favor and back off!
Sarah: arent you guys broken up?
Jenny: whats it to you? we're working shit out, dont interfere
Sarah: i'm not going to argue with you, esp through text messages. i'll just talk to him later
Jenny: oh no you wont hunny you can lose his number
Obviously, Sarah is the more mature one and Jenny is psycho for trying to control Charlie when she broke up with him in the first place. Although Sarah usually wakes up with a text from Charlie saying "good morning sexy" or something of that sort, since he told Sarah that she is TEN TIMES prettier than his ex, verbatim, and that he's never been so physically attracted to someone as he is/was to Sarah. Not to mention he would say how wonderful Sarah is. Anyway, 2 days go by and Sarah doesn't hear from Charlie. She leaves him a voicemail saying that they havent talked and to give her a call and if she doesnt talk to him before monday, to have a great Christmas. She also left a message on his myspace saying that they needed to talk. He responded 3 days later saying that yes they did. And then he sends her this wonderful text saying "hey look me and jenny have decided to try and fix things can you give us some times to work things out please." Of course all Sarah can say back is "yeah sure" when she actually wants to say "she cheated on you! she's nothing but a cheating, lying, manipulative slut and i'm just your rebound girl!? what about everything you told me and how you wouldn't go back out with her and how i was so much better than her. you wouldn't even mention her name! i would treat you so much better and i for one would never take advantage of you or be unappreciate in any way because someone like her doesn't deserve you!" but she can't. And Charlie just reinforces Sarah's belief that ALL GUYS FUCKING SUCK.
Hey Charlie, listen to "What goes around" by Justin Timberlake. Every single word is right on, expect for the fact that you took her back. I feel bad for you because you don't deserve all that shit she does to you. You pay her cellphone bill and she had sex with some other guy. I guess she got bored of the good guy thing. Although there is no way you should've ignored Sarah for two days. All girls want to hear is the truth. I personally would rather know the truth, that you don't like me anymore or that you went back to your whore ex girlfriend, then be left wondering what the FUCK happened. Thanks.
WHAT GOES AROUND, GOES AROUND, GOES AROUND, COMES ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND.
